Dedicated to MaryAnne Ysabella Brave and Friends

They were suddenly wanting to take this picture, I was still chewing a mouth full of food, and hadn't quite finished my meal.

You can see my two plates on the upper right side of the table, almost made barren.

I was trying not to laugh, or smile, because if I did you would be seeing some interesting (read gross) things, if my teeth were to be bared at the moment the photo was taken.

Good save I think. Could you tell my mouth is full of food before you read this?

I'm like a Hampster or something, but can hide the bulge in my cheeks pretty well.

Greetings:

Your countenance bears the expression of a domesticated feline with buccal cavities chock full of canary.

Your mother must have used a lot of mirrors to get that shot from the camera around her neck.

This photograph does raise the question, how come your parents are so good looking and you are . . . well . . . you know. . . .

Your pal,

Clamchucker

Selective breeding.

They were going for substance rather than style this generation.

I've two older sisters, two older brothers, one younger brother, and then I'm the 5th, or second youngest child.

Btw, I've seen you use the same "why are you so ugly?" joke before, it's still funny. :-P

And yep, she's quite the photographer when she's not busy working, and has some free time to snap shots of whatever interests her at that moment. It's more of a hobby for her at this point.

Perhaps I need to work on my shapeshifting a little more, given your critique.

Oh, and this photo doesn't indicate clearly the fact that there are a good 20 or more people in the same room.

Oh, and the hair loss was caused by some dark periods in my life, starting around 2006 and intensifying around 2008, and it didn't get much better until around 2011, but there were periods of feeling very good, and very bad, and moderate, within those years.

My hair's actually been filling back in, over the last year, I might get all my hair back at this rate, within some number of years.

I've been trying to take more care of myself, especially since last Halloween, and I'm quickly seeing the results.

I used to have long and thick hair running from my head to down below my butt.

But seriously, it was probably all the junk food, GMO food, vaccinations, negative electro-magnetic bombardments, chem-trails, radiation, and various other environmental factors that might have made me less pretty or handsome than I would have otherwise been.

I was exposed to more than my fair share of these things growing up.

This is part of why I want things to change, so that the next generations have the opportunity to be the perfect examples of what a human being can grow to be, in ideal conditions.