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The Uppsalamander [Caudata Andersus Uppsalus ]: The Uppsalamander is indigenous to southern Sweden, northern Europe. This is a rare migratory salamander. Each Spring it traverses over the North Pole to Las Vegas, Nevada, North America, usually by way of Chicago. While enjoying the warmer clime of the American Southwest, this amphibian has been known to hack its way into the nest of the Po’ Hen [Aviatorus Fedexus Povertius ], plundering it of all assets to support its uncontrollable gambling and iced coffee habits. The Uppsalamander does not like fish, but is unable to resist Starbucks iced coffee. It is the only known mustachioed salamander. It bears a prominent white mustache akin to that found on a Walrus [Odobenus Rosmarus ]. Regardless of its incorrigible habits, the Uppsalamander dedicates most of its waking hours to insuring the well being of the Ysabella Raven [Aves Musicus Prolificus ].

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