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The Denis Venison
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    The DenisVenison [Cervidae Contractorus Paltalkus ]: Our male cervine specimen, the DenisVenison, is an horny beast, displaying a proud rack of antlers. It uses the horns to hang various tools needed for the construction of domiciles for other specimens in the menagerie. This is the only deer known to contract and construct homes, from bungalows to mcmansions. Unfortunately the tools on the antlers make the DenisVenison easy prey for hunters. They are able to track it with metal detectors, or by listening for the tell-tale whine of a circular saw. Nevertheless, this is a very hard working animal. A great deal of its energy is spent dreaming up methods to help, aid, and assist the Ysabella Raven [Aves Musicus Prolificus ], to which it is dedicated and lovingly honors. A deer with a sense of humor, it possesses a vast repertoire of off color jokes and has been known to dabble in poetry as well. You may find the DenisVenison reveling in its native habitat near the shores of Lake Okanagan, British Columbia, North America, and perennially occupying and administering the Ysabella Brave Community Paltalk chat room.
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