Dedicated to MaryAnne Ysabella Brave and Friends

I hope I don't get made into some witch's brew.

The Dimeunewt [Notophthalmus Vancouverus Alexanderus ]: The Dimeunewt is a gentle, well read, cerebral salamander native to the Pacific Northwest of North America. It is found most commonly in the Vancouver, British Columbia area, frequenting libraries and conversing with intellectuals. Unlike the seamy Uppsalamander [Caudata Andersus Uppsalus ], the thought of plunder would be inconceivable to this ethical and upstanding non-aggressive amphibian. It takes great humanitarian strides to monitor and insure the welfare of the other specimens in our menagerie, especially the Ysbaella Raven [Aves Musicus Prolificus ], by consistently wishing them well and offering encouragement by complimenting them on their positive attributes.

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