Dedicated to MaryAnne Ysabella Brave and Friends

The Giraffroof [Camelopardalis Missourius Defensus ]: Unlike most of the gregarious ruminant megafauna found on the African and North American continents, the Giraffroof tends to exhibit the loyalty and protectiveness more commonly associated with canines. It is indigenous to Missouri, North America. It shares an unique symbiotic relationship with the Ysabella Raven [Aves Musicus Prolificus ]. In return for her moral and spiritual support, the Giraffroof staunchly and steadfastly defends the Ysabella Raven from the Dreaded Detractors [Doofus Commentorus Ridiculous ] all too commonly found trolling YouTube. It is also rather well versed in theoretical and applied physics involving the levitation of felines, the probability tables regarding the effects of gravity on jellied leavened bread, and the significance of maryanntropy in the Laws of Thermodynamics.

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